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Sådan är jag:

Find the first letter in your first name:

A-Selfish
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Jewish
E-Christian
F-Retarded
G-Boyish
H-Gothic
I-Girly
J-Beatiful
K-Gangsta
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T-Emo
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated

Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-Slut
B-Boy
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Queen
H-Jew
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Beauty queen
N-Geek
O-Whore
P-Punk
Q-Crackwhore
R- Alcoholic
S-Butthole
T-Fucker
U-Prince (ess)
V-Jackass
W-Babe
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
Blue- Who has crabs
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Purple- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
pink- Who Will Rock Your World
Black- Who Everyone Wants To Fuck
White- Who Masturbates At Work
Gray- who gives great head
Teal-Who is bangable



Slutresultatet:

Jag blev: beatiful alcoholiv girl who everyone wants to fuck (ha ha ha)
Gubben blev:  Beatiful alcoholic who gives a great head(ha ha )